Monday, May 28, 2007
This goes out to all my friends out there, who live to laugh and laugh to live! Fun and laughter is the bridge between two friends and what is friendship without exchanging sweet and funny text messages? Smile is the essence of life! Fun is essential to keep the spirit of friendship alive and strong and we can start doing so, by sending these cute and funny text messages to our friends. Go, get started!
*I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
*Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
*When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
*The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
*Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
*I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
*Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
*"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
*You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number…
*I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
*Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
*Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
*How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
*Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
*Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
*I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!
*While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
*I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
*If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
*No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
*If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
*I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
*Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
*When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
*The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
*Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
*I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
*Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
*"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
*You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number…
*I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
*Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
*Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
*How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
*Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
*Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
*I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!
*While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
*I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
*If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
*No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
*If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
